SAUNA ROOM MOMENTS
To maximize my fitness club membership, I usually avail of the sauna services of the hollywood bally fitness club. Every Saturday, I make it a point to join my friends there for a supposedly long and relaxing day at the sauna. But little did I know that this activity could be the source of so many funny moments.
Today I went there all alone since my friends were off somewhere. Though it was not my first time to see people walking around naked, still it made me uncomfortable. Being relatively conservative, I find it hard, almost impossible, to just shed off my clothes and walk around naked all over the place. But these women…man, they just easily walk naked all over the place without a care in the world. Just this morning, there was this lady getting naked in front of me. I already saw her starting to peel her clothes off and expected her to turn her back towards me. But that she didn’t do. In order not to make a big deal about it, I just went on and placed my things on the bench near her. I slightly bent down to organize my stuff from my bag and as I was ready to face up, her boobs were literally right in front of my face. I felt a little embarassed and blushed right on the spot. She just gave me a quizzical look, as if to say: "why, don’t you have these too?" So I didn’t make a big deal out of it and proceeded to the sauna.
As I entered the shower rooms, the floors were very slippery . I tried so hard to keep my balance but arrgh! it was too late. I tripped and fell to the floor landing on all fours. I thought it was funny, so I laughed at myself. The old lady who was watching me laughed too. As she did, she involuntarily farted, which made us laugh even more. She was chinese I believe, so I didn’t really understand a thing she was saying. She must’ve said something like: "hey, excuse my farting but please be careful."
Whew! the things I experience at the sauna.
